Shelf Life

The charger you gave me,
The phone screen I cracked,
My dog's UTI,
The pimple scar on my left cheek,
My grandmother's constipation,
The morphing of a caterpillar,
The black thong you'll never see,
My dad's hangover,
My brother's first relationship,
The expiry date of my painkillers,
Sunny Leone on Big Boss,
Baahubali playing in cinemas,
Modi's government-

lasted longer than you.